I wrote a short play for your enjoyment and decided to turn it into a LinkedIn profile too. ♂ Ernest ⚲ Beckett ♂ I was sneaking a whiskey into my coffee at the office canteen when a young copywriter I’d seen in the corridors of Digital Dudes (a monstrosity of […]
I work LinkedIn hard and it’s paying off. I made $10 last month and I’m set to break my all-time record of $15 this month. What a rush. With that amazing track record I think I can now become a LinkedIn coach. Apparently it’s a popular job … shake a […]
I typically spend around 10 hours crafting a 400-word LinkedIn profile or a piece of marketing text. Generally, something quite wonderful, nuanced and effective is created. (Not my words, but my clients’). Sometimes, however, I feel like the character Elijah Price (Samuel L. Jackson), a comic-book art dealer in the […]
I just knew that it was only a matter of time before I lost my shit on FB. I thought it would be because of the interminable chatter about the coronavirus. It turns out that it’s the hyperbolic claims made by sleazy and predatory marketers that sent me into a […]
If you feel uncomfortable with the spammy, predatory and ploy-ridden marketing that you see on social media and in email campaigns, then you’re a reluctant marketer. If you’re insulted that marketers think that you’re intellectually dense by giving you “too-good-to-be-true” offers, then you’re a reluctant marketer. You and I know that nobody […]
