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I found this translation on a Chinese lip balm.
 
Special effect formula for protecting your double-lips with soft and gentle nature.  Natural nourishment and moisture elements, exquisitely seep into your lip slot, deeply moisturize and protect your lips. Protect your double lips against frost-hurt, rough crack and ache.  Every time you show out smooth shiny and tender lip charming.

Jacques de Villiers is a motivational speaker and marketing consultant in South Africa.